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Modern Family Season_01 Episode 11 Up All Night

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[SCRIPT : EPISODE 11]

Modern Family S01E11 01

Alex: What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?

* irritate : 짜증 나게 하다. 자극하다

Manny: "That's too much cologne."

* cologne : 향수의 일종

Haley: "That's how girls end up dead."

Luke: "Don't talk black to me."

Manny: "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."

* inappropriate  : 부적절한, 부적합한

Luke: How do you even talk black? Like, end words with "izzle"?

Alex: It's talk back, you idiot.

* talk back : 말대꾸하다.

Luke: Oh.

Alex: "Act more like an adult." What does "act more like an adult" even mean?

 

Modern Family S01E11 02

Phil: Look at you. You're soaked. That is so lame! You're the one who wanted to do it!

* soak : 흠뻑 적시다, (액체 속에 푹) 담그다.

* That is so lame : 너무 별로야, 노잼

Claire: What are you two doing?

Phil: I picked up one of those water weasels. You hook it on the end of the hose and it flies around in the air.

* water weasel : 수달

Claire: Just... Like a weasel.

Phil: Yeah, look at how awesome. He's so wet.

Luke: I put the weasel in my pants.

Phil: He totally did!

Haley: Dork. Is there a reason why my window is wet?

* dork : 얼간이 

Phil: Hmm, very difficult to say. Um, I don't know. Up to... ow. Ow!

Claire: What's wrong? Sweetie, are you okay?

Phil: A little... a little twinge. Yeah.

* twinge : 찌릿한 통증

Modern Family S01E11 03

Haley: I'll call 911.

Alex: Maybe the firemen will come.

Phil: No, no! No. No. No!

Alex: Give me it!

 

Modern Family S01E11 04

Phil: The firemen in our town have a reputation for being... Hot. Do I resent that? Of course not. These guys are my friends. I play basketball with them. I bake for them. My question is... what's hot?

* resent : 분하게 여기다, 분개하다.

 

Jay: Come on! Let's go! Let's go!

Modern Family S01E11 05

Gloria: We're coming. Manny, it's inappropriate because she's your teacher.

Manny: What's the big deal, anyway?

* What's the big deal : 그게 뭐 대단한 일이야?

Jay: It's a surprise, you'll see.

Manny: Oh, my god!

Gloria: Jay, you didn't!

Jay: Yes, I did. I got us into that new Benihana.

Gloria: Huh?

Jay: They got a chef there that can flip a shrimp into his own hat. What the hell?

* flip : 뒤집다, 휙 젖히다.

Manny: Dad!

Javier: There's my boy!

Jay: What the hell is he doing here?

Gloria: Jay.

 

Modern Family S01E11 06

Jay: No, he was supposed to pick up Manny yesterday and disappointed him again, as usual. Now he just sails in here out of the blue? I don't like the guy. Do I have reasons? Yeah. Good reasons? Yeah. How many reasons do I need? None. I don't like the guy.

* as usual : 늘 그렇듯이

* out of the blue : 갑자기

 

[OPENING CREDITS]

 

Modern Family S01E11 07

Javier: So, I would have called, but while I was buying this boat for a friend, I got chased out to sea by another boat.

* get chased : 쫓기다.

Manny: Were they pirates?

* pirate : 해적

Javier: I didn't stop to ask.

Jay: It's not hard to tell. Did they have curvy swords and sing songs about how fun it is to be a pirate?

Javier: Wow Jay, such a beautiful house, huh?

Jay: So, we were just headed out to dinner.

Javier: What, you think I show up empty-handed? I brought dinner... lobsters!

* show up : 나타나다.

Manny: Did you catch them with your bare hands!

* bare hands : 맨손

Javier: No, but I bought them with my bare hands.

Manny: Wow!

Javier: And I have some nice wine, a good Cuban cigar for Jay. Hey, why don't you take a picture of him with your new camera phone?

Manny: I don't have a camera phone.

Javier: You do now.

Manny: Awesome! All this excitement, my heart is just going.

Javier: Now, listen to me, you bring that with you when you come to visit me this summer. We'll go in a race car with my friend, And after that, maybe a bullfight. I know all these guys, the matadors... They are like artists.

* bullfight : 투우

* matador : 투우사

Jay: You're quite the bullfight artist yourself.

Modern Family S01E11 08

Gloria: Uh... Manny, Why don't you show your father to the kitchen?

Javier: Por favor, dios mio. Someone put on some music. Tonight, we dance.

Jay: Oh, we're gonna dance. What did he say? Does he need money for the lobsters?

Gloria: Jay, be nice.

* be nice : 잘해 주다.

Jay: "be nice"? I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen and I got a stolen boat in my driveway.

Gloria: If it was for me, he'll be out of my life. But it's good for Manny to be with his father.

Jay: I just can't believe you ever fell for that act.

Gloria: Colombians can be very persuasive. They can make you agree to things before you even know it.

* persuasive : 설득력 있는

Jay: You must have been pretty naive.

* naive : 순진한, 순진무구한

Gloria: Yeah, but now I'm with the right man, okay?

Jay: Right.

Gloria: Javier is only going to stay one night.

Jay: Good. Wait. What?

 

Modern Family S01E11 09

Cameron: Don't be mad. I just got up to change her.

Cameron: Well, Mitchell really wanted to ferberize the baby.

* ferberize : 아기 울려서 잠재우기 

Mitchell: Ferberize... it is a method Of getting the baby to sleep through the night By, yes, basically letting her cry herself to sleep.

Cameron: Torture.

* torture : 고문

Mitchell: It's not torture, Cam.

Cameron: It's just hard if you happen to be a person who hates to hear another person suffer.

Mitchell: Or two people suffer.

 

Mitchell: No, no, you got up to comfort her, Which only teaches her that every time she cries her daddy will come in and cuddle her and put on her favorite... What are we watching?

* cuddle : 껴안다(=hug)

Cameron: Brian de Palma's controversial masterpiece "Scarface."

* controversial : 논란이 많은

* masterpiece : 걸작, 명작

Mitchell: For the baby?

Cameron: She happens to like it. I don't know if it's the colors or the... the sounds. Oh, here comes the nightclub massacre. She loves it. Watch her little eyelids. It's so cute. They get so heavy.

* massacre : 대학살

* eyelid : 눈꺼풀

 

Phil: Oh! That's bad!

Claire: Oh, honey.

Phil: I'm fine. No, I'm fine. I'm just... okay, that's cancer!

Claire: Maybe it's just a kidney stone.

* kidney stone : 신장 결석

Phil: "just, " Claire?

Alex: What's going on, guys?

* what's going on : 무슨 일이야?

Phil: It's nothing. Go back to bed.

Haley: No, but, dad...

Phil: Don't touch me.

Claire: I bet it's just a kidney stone.

Phil: "just" again! Someone get yo mom a glass of water and a piece of gravel from the driveway and see how she likes it.

* gravel : 자갈 

Modern Family S01E11 10

Luke: Why is everybody yelling?

* yell : 소리치다.

Alex: Something's wrong with dad.

Phil: Don't frighten him. Come here. Oh! That's got to be death! Death is coming!

* frighten : 겁먹게 만들다.

Haley: Okay, you need to go to the hospital, dad. Yeah.

Phil: No, no, no. I just need a pill. Get me the biggest one you can find.

* pill : 알약

Claire: Honey, breathe. Just... just breathe.

Phil: That's what I told you when you were in labor and you threw my smoothie at me. Pill!

Haley: Okay, I'm calling.

Phil: No, no! It's fine. It's actually... it's fine. It's passing. It's passing. I'm sorry to alarm everyone. I think I was probably just overreacting because there's an alien inside of me! Oh, close it down.

* overreact : 과잉 반응을 보이다.

Claire: Oh, I'm definitely gonna call.

Phil: All systems down. All systems down.

 

Modern Family S01E11 11

Jay: Son of a bitch.

Gloria: What's the matter?

Jay: He's playing on my pool table, that's what. Probably got himself a nice drink, too.

* pool table : 당구대

Gloria: Where are you going, Jay?

Jay: Just to check things out, okay?

Gloria: Come on.

Jay: You hear that? Now he's messing around with my remote control.

* mess around : 빈둥대다, 느긋하게 즐기다, ~을 가지고 놀다

Gloria: You can't hear that from here.

 

Modern Family S01E11 12

Jay: Hey, there.

Javier: Hey, Jay, listen, I'm sorry. Did I wake you up?

Jay: No, no. I'm a light sleeper. That's what happens when you get older.

Javier: You're not old.

Jay: I didn't say I was old.

Javier: I never sleep much, anyway. Life is just more interesting after 2:00 a.m. You know, the liquor tastes better. The, uh... the women are more beautiful. What is it they say? That the night belongs to the poets and the madmen.

Jay: Which are you?

Javier: Perhaps both. But I think maybe you, too, huh? I see a picture over here of you on a motorcycle. You ride?

Jay: I used to.

Javier: "used to"? "used to"?! Jay, the saddest words in any language, my friend.

Jay: Yeah. Hey, help me out here. Everybody sees you as this great guy. You know, you live this life of adventure. How come I don't buy a word of it? All I see is a dad who doesn't show up.

Javier: Hey, Manny knows me. I live in the now.

Jay: Well, I was living in the yesterday When Manny was crying outside that door 'cause you didn't show up for the tenth time.

Javier: And when I don't come, you think, what, I'm just off chasing a good time, hmm? You ever think it might be hard for me, coming here?

* chase : 뒤쫓다. 추적하다.

Jay: Why? Because of Gloria?

Javier: Because of you.

 

Modern Family S01E11 13

Mitchell: Cam.

 

Modern Family S01E11 14

Claire: Okay, they're on their way.

Phil: Okay. Kids, gather around like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now, look, I'm gonna be fine.

Alex: We know, dad. We don't know that.

Phil: It's a miracle I'm standing up. But, look, in case anything happens, I want you to know that if I'd have had time, I would have fixed that step.

Alex: Thanks, dad.

Haley: I love you. Don't cry, Luke. I'm okay.

Luke: I broke the coffee table.

Phil: That's okay. What?

Luke: I broke the glass coffee table.

Phil: The one you swore you didn't break and then we blamed Esperanza and fired her and she stole a turkey at thanksgiving for her family and got deported?

* swore : swear의 과거(맹세하다)

* deport : 강제 추방하다.

Luke: Yeah.

Phil: Damn it!

Luke: I'm sorry!

Phil: You will be sorry. Okay!

Luke: They're here. Really?

Phil: Okay. Did you hear that?

Claire: Hmm?

Phil: Luke broke the... Hey, you changed your clothes.

Claire: Well, I-I had to get dressed.

Phil: Into that sexy, clingy... Oh, my god. It's the firemen.

* clingy : 딱 붙은, 들러붙어서 떨어지지 않는

Claire: No, sweetie.

Phil: And lipstick! I'm out here convulsing in agony and you're looking for cute tops to wear?

* convulse : 포복절도하다, 경련하다.

* in agony : 몹시 괴로워하여

Claire: I just threw on the first thing I could find.

* throw on : 걸쳐 입다. 

Phil: Well, we got a minute, If you want to try on some tighter jeans.

Claire: Oh, Phil, sweetie.

Phil: No, by all means, Claire, we want you looking your sexiest when the hunky gay firemen get here!

* by all means : 물론이지, 아무렴

* hunky : (체격 좋고) 섹시한

Modern Family S01E11 15

Fireman: How we doing?

Claire: We're great.

Phil: He meant me!

Claire: Oh, right.

Phil: Ow!

 

Modern Family S01E11 16

Mitchell: Cameron.

 

Modern Family S01E11 17

Javier: Oh, listen, Jay, you're a tough guy to compete with. I mean, look at all you have.

Jay: So Manny has to suffer?

Javier: No, you're right. Look, I'm going to try harder. But, you know, maybe it's a good thing that he has the two of us. From you, he learns stability. From me, he learns how to be spontaneous... Grab life by the throat.

* spontaneous : 즉흥적인, 저절로

Jay: Well, we do a little throat-grabbing ourselves around here, you know? We were on our way to Benihana when you showed up.

Javier: Hey, as long as my boy follows his passion. The worst career decision I ever made was playing baseball, But I loved every minute of it.

Jay: You played baseball?

Javier: I lived baseball. I only made it to triple-a, But I played with all those guys... Sosa, McGwire. You look like played some.

Jay: Well, I played in high school. I was all right. Never hit a curveball.

Javier: So that's a dream of yours, to hit a curve?

Jay: Used to be.

Javier: "used to be." Ugh, por favor.

* por favor : 제발

Jay: I said that again, right?

Javier: Please, come on.

Jay: You're right. I shouldn't say that.

Modern Family S01E11 18

Manny: What are you guys doing?

Jay: Manny, did we wake you up? I'm sorry.

Manny: No, I was doing my science extra credit.

Jay: Of course you were.

Manny: So, can I play?

Jay: That's up to your dad.

* be up to : ~에 달려 있다.

Javier: Actually, I think we're done with pool for right now. I have a better idea for the three of us. Vamos.

 

Modern Family S01E11 19

Jay: So, how do you know this guy?

Javier: He owes me a little favor.

* owe : 빚지고 있다, 신세를 지고 있다.

Manny: This is the coolest night ever!

Javier: Now, let's see about that curveball.

Modern Family S01E11 20

 

Modern Family S01E11 21

Mitchell: Out! I thought you were... those were pillows. Come on. Come on. Cameron, do you realize how infuriating this is? The whole point of ferberizing is to teach her to put herself to sleep and you keep ruining it.

* pillow : 베개

* infuriating : 정말 화나는, 짜증 나는

Cameron: I can't help it. I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.

* I can't help it. : 어쩔 수 없어.

Mitchell: Except you're not a bear. Get in our room. Get. Cam, get in there. Get in there. Cut it out. All the way. Our room. Get. Get in there. Come on. Come on. Get in there. Get!

 

Modern Family S01E11 22

Haley: That's so unfair. Why not?

Claire: Because that's how girls end up dead. Hey, honey.

Phil: Hey, guys. We just wanted to see how you were doing.

Claire: Is this a bad time?

Nurse: No, we're just giving him something to relax before the procedure.

* procedure : 수술, 절차

Phil: Which is gonna go just fine.

Alex: Oh, we know.

Phil: We don't know. In case it doesn't, promise me you'll be nice to your new fireman daddy.

Claire: Unbelievable.

Phil: My wife got dressed up for the firemen last night.

Claire: I didn't get dressed up for the firemen.

Alex: Those heels were really high.

Phil: You put on heels?

Claire: Let's drop it.

* Let's drop it : 그만두자.

Luke: What are they doing to you, dad?

Phil: I have a little, scratchy rock inside of me, And they're sliding in a tube and sucking it out.

* scratchy :가려운, 따끔거리는

Modern Family S01E11 23

Luke: You're not scared, are you?

* scared : 무서워하는, 겁먹은

Phil: When was the last time you saw your old man scared?

Luke: When you walked through the spider web. When we were playing with the ouija board and the wind blew the door shut.

* spider web : 거미줄

* ouija board : 점 쾌판

Phil: There was no wind, buddy. We brought something forth. This stuff's really hitting me. My insides feel like velvet.

Claire: Why don't you guys wait out in the hallway, okay?

Luke: Feel better, dad.

Phil: I will.

Alex: Love you, dad.

Phil: Love you.

Haley: Love you.

Phil: Luke, buddy, hold back a sec. It's not gonna happen, okay, But there is a scenario where you could be the man of the house and you need to know all the pin numbers and passwords.

* man of the house : 세대주, 가장

Luke: I don't want to be the man of the house.

Phil: Now, don't talk black to me.

Claire: Honey, your dad's gonna be fine. Why don't you wait out in the hall? I'll be right out, okay? Honey, I'm just gonna run them to school. I'll be back right after. Okay.

Phil: Claire?

Claire: Yeah?

Phil: You did get dressed up, didn't you?

Claire: I pulled on the first thing I saw.

Phil: Okay, okay, okay. Okay. I'll drop it. 'cause this stuff is making me fall asleep... Mm-hmm.... And if I never wake up, I'd hate for the last thing you ever said to me to be a lie.

Modern Family S01E11 24

Claire: I might have gotten dressed up just a tiny bit.

Phil: I knew it.

Claire: Oh, damn it.

 

Modern Family S01E11 25

Gloria: Manny, we are gonna be late for school. Why are you so tired today?

Jay: Any reason I can't take him?

Gloria: I'm surprised you're up. I know what time you went back to bed.

Jay: Oh, it was nothing. We just went out, we hit a few balls, And you'll never guess where... I guess Javier knew a guy

Gloria: And you know what? Now that he knows you, the next time he needs something, You are the guy. Idios mio! Did you take him with you?

* Idios mio! : (스페인어) 세상에

Jay: You couldn't wait to get to school to do that?

Gloria: Manny, va monos para el colegio. Let's go. We're gonna be so late. Vamos! Vamos a llegar tardasimo, Manny. ¿que te pasa? Get in the car.

Modern Family S01E11 26

Jay: I thought you said you wanted me to bond with Javier.

Gloria: I said be nice, Jay. I didn't say take Manny out all night and play games.

Manny: Then we got hot dogs.

Gloria: Go to sleep! If I wanted to be married to a wild man, I would have stayed with Javier.

Javier: Aha! ¿que pasa?

Manny: Dad!

Gloria: Por Dio, no.

Jay: What the hell?

Javier: Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute. You're not leaving, are you?

Manny: I've got school.

Javier: What? School.

Gloria: Yes, school. That's where people go to learn things, Like not to keep children up all night!

Javier: He told her?

Jay: He's weak.

Javier: Well, listen, you said you used to like riding motorcycles, right? So I brought you one.

Jay: I know, but I kind of got work.

Javier: Work.

Manny: Go, Jay.

Javier: Yeah, go, Jay.

Gloria: Yes, go, Jay, And take Manny with you, too!

Manny: Okay!

Gloria: No, Manuel Alberto, in the car, Or I put you in the trunk! Jay, I'm not gonna argue anymore. I'm not gonna say anything else. Do whatever you want. But I don't want to hear you any more saying that Colombians are crazy, because you're the one that is acting crazy, Even though he's the one that is making you act crazy, So I don't know what the hell I'm talking about! Manny!

 

Modern Family S01E11 27

Cameron: You didn't need to come home during nap time.

Mitchell: Mm, I think we proved last night that I did.

Cameron: Well, she's back there now, So why don't you go so you don't get in trouble?

Mitchell: That's okay. I told everyone that I have an unreliable partner and they understood.

Cameron: Okay, you know what? I don't need to sit here and be condescended to. I'm gonna make myself an ice tea.

* condescend : 거들먹거리다.

Mitchell: I will bring you down.

Cameron: You can't bring me down.

Mitchell: I'll sweep your legs.

* sweep : 쓸다.

Cameron: There's something wrong with you that the sound of our child in such distress doesn't bother you more.

* distress : 고통, 괴로움

Mitchell: She is not in distress, And this just proves that you need this more than she does. I'm ferberizing two babies.

Cameron: Raccoons slipped into the Lawsons' home and stole a loaf of bread.

* loaf : 빵 한 덩이

Mitchell: Your point?

Cameron: That we left Lily's window open a crack and those raccoons need something to put between that bread... and that is Lily's "help me" cry. I'm coming for you, Lily.

Mitchell: You will not. You're not com... Cameron.

Cameron: Let me go. Hey, stop! Let... let... Let go! Get off me! What are you doing?

Mitchell: Stop it! Slow down!

Cameron: I will not slow down. Ow!

Mitchell: Stop being such a baby!

Cameron: I'm coming for you!

Mitchell: Ow! Ow, ow.

Cameron: What?

Mitchell: Oh, my ankle.

Cameron: Oh, what?

Mitchell: My ankle.

 

Modern Family S01E11 28

Gloria: Oh, I guess you didn't kill yourself in the motorcycle today.

Jay: Well, I figured you were looking forward to killing me, So I'm not gonna take that away from you. Hey, did Javier call you?

Gloria: No, why?

Jay: He's dragging me to this bar with some of his old baseball pals. He was supposed to be here at 5:00.

* drag : 끌다, 조르다.

* pal : 친구

Gloria: Ah, he's dragging you, huh?

Jay: Yeah, I figured it would be okay. I mean, I've seen half these guys play, And Javier says it's cool. What? What's the joke?

* What's the joke? : 왜 웃어?

Gloria: Nothing. It's just funny to me that you make fun of me because I was seduced by him, and here you are...

* seduce : 유혹하다, 꾀다.

Jay: No one is getting seduced. I'm doing this for Manny.

Gloria: Oh, yeah, it's very important for Manny that you two go and have a nice picnic in the mountains.

Jay: First of all, it wasn't a picnic. We stopped for coffee. They just happened to be selling crepes. Just let me know when he calls, all right? Geez, it's almost 6:00.

* crepe : 크레이프, 주름진 비단의 일종

 

Claire: The kids are so excited for you to come home.

Modern Family S01E11 29

Phil: Oh, me too.

Claire: Yeah, Luke made you a sign.

Phil: Oh, he's a sweetie.

Claire: Yeah. You seem great.

Phil: I am great.

Claire: Good.

Phil: Except for that firemen thing.

Claire: You remember it.

Phil: Mm-hmm.

Claire: Yeah, okay. Look, I am sorry. I'm so sorry.

Phil: Ah, no.

Claire: Sorry. There's no excuse for it. I-I think I just spend so much time in dowdy mom clothes, And I'm covered in paste and peanut butter, And I just... I wanted to feel attractive for a second, you know? I'm sorry. I really...

* There's no excuse for it : 변명의 여지도 없어.

* dowdy : 볼품없는, 촌스러운

* paste : 반죽

Phil: Honey, I just... just need a little bit of time. Gonna be fine.

Claire: Okay.

Phil: Yeah.

Claire: Okay.

 

Modern Family S01E11 30

Phil: I was already fine with it. Here's the deal... Claire messed up. She owed me. This never happens. Old Phil has a golden ticket. Now, I could have cashed that in right away for something small... Get out of cleaning the garage, a week at circus camp.

* Here's the deal : (설명에 앞서 하는 관용구) 그럼 이렇게 하자.

Phil: Oh, still fresh.

Claire: Yeah.

 

Phil: But the longer you hold onto it, the more the guilt builds, the more you get. Five years... trip to Paris with my buddies. 10 years... sweet, little convertible. 20 years... Hello, fully articulating, five-function robot that can read my mind and has feelings.

* convertible : 지붕을 접었다 폈다 할 수 있는 승용차

* articulating : 관절이 있는

Modern Family S01E11 31

Elaine: Phil, you're not leaving without saying goodbye, are you?

Phil: Hey, Elaine.

Elaine: Is this your husband?

Claire: Uh-huh.

 

Phil: Goodbye Paris.

 

Elaine: I'm visiting my sister, And he was entertaining us all afternoon with his card tricks.

Claire: Oh.

Elaine’s sister: Is that Phil? Hey.

Elaine: Hey, mom, Phil's leaving.

Elaine’s mother: Without a hug?

Claire: Wow.

Modern Family S01E11 32

Phil: Goodbye, fully articulating, five-function robot with the ability to... Goodbye.

 

Elaine’s mother: Brittany, hurry, honey. Phil's leaving.

Phil: Ow.

Claire: You're fine.

 

Modern Family S01E11 33

Cameron: How's your ankle?

Mitchell: It's cold.

Cameron: I'm sorry I hurt you.

Mitchell: No, no, don't be. I'm... I could have just as easily hurt you.

Cameron: Well, it's cute that you think that.

Mitchell: Listen, Cam, I-I can't always be the bad cop here. I know it's my issue, But she can't grow up with one huggy, happy, cuddly dad and one frowny, lesson-teachy dad. Because guess which one she's gonna ask to walk her down the aisle.

* cuddly: 꼭 껴안고 싶은

* frowny : 얼굴을 찡그린

* walk her down the aisle : 결혼식에서 함께 입장

Cameron: O... y... Okay, you know what? I can be the bad cop sometimes. I'll always make her eat her vegetables.

* you know what? : 그거 알아?

Mitchell: Okay. Dentist.

Cameron: Deal.

Mitchell: Good.

Cameron: As long as you make her practice her violin.

Mitchell: Oh, yeah, the violin. I like that.

Cameron: And we're both walking her down the aisle. Assuming you can walk by then.

Mitchell: Ow!

Cameron: Do you need to go to the hospital for that?

Mitchell: No, god, no. No, it's not that bad. Oh, you meant call 911, didn't you?

Mitchell & Cameron: Firemen.

Mitchell: Yeah, you call and I'm gonna go change my shirt.

 

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Alex: So, if I'm supposed to act like an adult, Is that act like adults I see in the world...

Luke: Water weasel!

Alex: Or the adults in my family? 'Cause if it's the ones in my family...

Manny: Come on. Let's go.

Jay: All right.

Alex: Then... How hard could that be?

Phil: Aah!

 

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Phil: Doing the card tricks at the hospital really got me fired up about my magic again.

 

Modern Family S01E11 36

Phil: Is... This your card?

Cameron: Yes. Oh, my gosh!

Phil: It's... it's not, is it?

Cameron: No, uh... no, it's, it's not.

 

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Phil: The hardest part is when people forget their card, Because then I look like the idiot.

 

Phil: All right, let's do it again.

Cameron: We really have to go.

Phil: You think I like this?

Cameron: I'm sorry. Here. I'm gonna teach you one, okay?

Phil: Oh, my...

Cameron: On the count of three, just grab this. You ready? Put your hand out.

Phil: Okay.

Cameron: 1, 2, 3. There it is.

Phil: No.

Mitchell: Wow.

Phil: What was that?

Mitchell: Thank you.